We have had a few fun
nights recently… Even though I have earned less money this week I’ve had a much
better time, which is good for my morale!
Last night was
hilarious; we met the ‘EDI’ boys, aka the contractors, who have been here for a
week for work, in the bar after work, because it was their last night. So, we
had quite a few beers. They were such a funny lot. Brad, who is a quarter-thai,
quarter-afghan, quarter-aboriginal, quarter-he-was-slurring, massively came
onto me. He stumbled over and said ‘I think you’re HOT! I would walk over
broken glass, drink molten lava, give a guy a blow job… just to f%&*k you’…
Then I said to him ‘Sounds like you’re trying to come on to your mate…’
He kept on coming over
and asking if the line ‘worked’. I kept laughing it off. So funny. Another guy
called Mike, drank two bottles of red wine, called ‘Hope’. He kept saying… ‘I
tell my mate, I’ve got no Hope, so he brings me a bottle of wine’. Haha. While
we were taking photos, he was hugging Mel and telling Will to hurry up and take
the photo before ‘I rape the girl’. Brilliant night, a welcome change.
Today, is mel and I’s
day off together, so we had our weekly Canadian breakfast (bacon, scrambled
egg, toast and maple syrup) and then headed to the pool to sun bathe all day
and listen to tunes, chill and talk about love, marriage, children, friends,
family, travelling and anything that isn’t to do with work or the horrible
people we are forced to deal with every day. But today was a little different…
We were chilling out in our bikinis, when this guy, Luke, approached us with a
camera and a tripod. Never good… He was filming a ’30 pubs in 30 days’ around
Australia, his friend and him were on a 30 day tour and Renner Springs was
number 11… He managed to persuade us to feature in it, ‘chilling and telling
each other jokes, or shokes… Didn’t take much persuading, seeing as it’s supposed
to be featured on Fox TV, if the TV programme buys it! So watch out for the
show ’30 pubs in 30 days’. But I doubt we will make the final cut. Our jokes
weren’t great and we’re not exactly the visual candy I can imagine they were
looking for.
On our evenings off,
we always chill, shower, sing a lot of Beyonce, and then ‘get ready’ (put make
up and actually brush our hair!) which turns a few heads as we usually walk
around in our leggings and t-shirts, with hair scraped back and no make up on.
Apparently Luke and the producer are in the pub tonight so we are going to get
details of exactly why, how and most importantly when we should expect to be
famous and have flocks of fans arrive at our doors with rose garlands and t
shirts to sign. I’ll have to practise a cool new autograph.
Update you soon,
Tash xxx
P.S. Today is Sunday!!!! Last night was very interesting... Our 'evening out', hah, Mel didn't enjoy her Pork Chops and they ran our of sauce for the Sticky Date Pudding :( and Carla annoyed us because she made a staff meal, and labeled mine and mel's in the fridge, but no one else's was labeled... We opened it up and she had given us a tiny portion with only a few meatballs instead of 4 like everyone else's. We were on the hunt for caramel sauce at the time, so we stumbled across it, but she is so rude. Yesterday morning she slammed our breakfast's down on the table and walked off! SHARLA! We met the producer, he took a few shots of us 'cheers-ing' and laughing and looking like we are having a good time! He said to add us on Facebook to see the photos from their trip so far, so it should be quite good! He said he doesn't want to cut it out and it's going to be a tourist video / series! :) fame is coming our way!
Anyway, aside from that, Mel and I found out that Alan had been trying to get hold of me. (He was away in Tennant Creek with Christine) Apparently I am working with Heath; the Maintenance guy now....!!!! So says the Roster... And he mumbled something about the job being more flexible so I can do my Marketing stuff around it... I think he was drunk on the phone. He said he emailed me with the details but I can't see an email. Gonna chat with Alan when he gets back.
So I start my new job in about half an hour!... Wish me luck! I'm cleaning the pool I think and then the bathrooms!
My professions have moved from Designer - Entertainment Manager - Waitress - Chef - Maintenance Man in the last few months! Haha!
xxxx